Godfrey

Godfrey is the only successful son of the four sons of Ole. Forced into manual labour at an early age, this young boy would create one of the biggest toy empires ever: Lego. People assume Godfrey was scared and shaken for the rest of his life following his mother’s death and then having to work for Ole, but he loved his job. It never occurred to him, the fact that his own father had done that, but he couldn’t really care less. Working day and night to keep the business going, he would find clever ways to do better with production. One time, he painted 2 coats onto a set of ducks to save money and to get the job done quicker. Ole was shocked and threw gottfried into the dungeon for 3 days without food or water. He later explained that if they only do 2 coats, they are ripping their customers off with cheap products. Godfrey also looks like an elf. Gottfried’s an elf.

Gottfried, as the son of blessed leader Ole Stalin, is also remembered fondly for his dedication to the Lego cause. He even went on a trip with his wife to advertise and sell Lego products, which garnered the company much recognition throughout Europe. He would later impregnate his wife and end up with the pile of sadness and failure that became Kjeld, the grandson of Ole Stalin and his own son. 69 years later when Ole Stalin died, his company was going broke and Godfrey needed to run away with all the money. While he was on a cruise to America, a guy said, “Damn, this is great but there’s no system!”. Godfrey was emotional and cut the guy’s neck with a sickle, beat him with his hammer that every Russian kid owns and chucked him overboard. Then he contacted Disney so that they could ruin Lego like they did with Star Wars and they both created Lego Friends, so now the business would be to train girls. After that business went broke because nobody likes Lego Friends, Godfrey went to Australia and invented Godfreys to clean the dusty Lego Friends sets that were never sold.