United States of America

The United States of America (USA), simply known as America, is a filthy capitalist country found at a turn left from Greenland and in the continent of North America, part of the greater continent of America.

The US of A is mostly known for its wide af population which results from the culture surrounding its ever present McDonald's restaurants.

President Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan is perhaps the best president in America's history. Coming in at 69th, he is widely considered the man who single-handedly saved the nation from debt and the children from starvation. His influence has spread so far that Russian gamers recognised him and even informed an American who his own president was in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpyNaifejf0 Clearly, he is the best. He also worked with McDonald's to stop drug abuse and crime in the States in the 80's, but his influence spread to the 90's as well.