Elmo

"Ra ra, ra-ra. Ra ra, ra-ra. Elmo's World!"

—Elmo Elmo was one of the entertainers after Ole Stalin’s (and Lego’s) death and would be the one to cheer up every little baby man and baby girl in Sibe- Russia. At the time, McDonald’s was also big in entertaining the commie children, along with it’s fast food. But in truth, the two of Elmo and Ronald McDonald were actually friends, the recent business opportunities bringing them together.

Elmo is a symbol of pure love for the Motherland, having red fur and an appeal for everyone. He does not judge, and he invites everyone into Elmo's World.

Elmo's World
"You’ll do the food, I’ll do the entertainment”

—Elmo, to Ronald McDonald

Founded in 1995, Elmo's World was a refuge for all the sad, sick, and lonely Russian children left without entertainment after Ole's untimely death. It took two years to build the sanctuary, from which an impressive Empire formed. Children flocked to the site, and as little slavs, were treated as well as they were given quality, educational entertainment. They received free McDonald's, in a partnership with Ronald McDonald that was started in 1998. Elmo's World would also be open in the United States of America for the McDonald's-loving capitalists.

Controversy
With its roots in the Motherland, it received criticism from Americans for being from a Communist state and from Commies for arriving in a Capitalist state.

The colour of red was publicly contested in a less-than-fitting-of-a-debate way, and Elmo was hurled abuse by the likes of broke New York City dwellers and Ronald Reagan.